Week 7 Stock Report: Seattle Unplugged the Chiefs, the Giants Lead the NFC East, and Tampa Bay Scored 43 on 64 Passing Yards

Seven weeks in, the season finally touched its unbeatens: Kansas City and San Francisco both lost on the same Sunday, and the only perfect record left belongs to a Minnesota team that keeps winning games 16-10 on purpose. Working from the box scores, here is the Week 7 stock report, with a real, spike, or mirage call on each, Monday night's 38-21 Dallas statement included.

Risers

Sam Darnold spent two weeks as this column's faller and answered with the game of Seattle's season: 20 of 28 for 257 against the league's last great unbeaten defense argument, while Jaxon Smith-Njigba caught 9 for 150 and the game's only receiving touchdown in a 20-3 dismantling of Kansas City. REAL with an asterisk: the bounce-back is believable because the defense held Mahomes to 165, and that side of the ball travels.

The Giants lead the NFC East. Read that again. J.J. McCarthy's first start was 20 of 28 for 252 with no turnovers, Cam Skattebo ran for 124 and a score, Malik Nabers caught 7 for 111, and New York walked into Houston as 10-point underdogs and won 27-21 in overtime. At 4-2-1 they sit alone on top even after Dallas handled Philadelphia 38-21 on Monday night, which left the Cowboys at 3-4 and the Eagles at 2-5. REAL on the quarterback decision, called in last week's waiver column when McCarthy was a free add; SPIKE on the division until somebody in it wins two straight.

Cincinnati walked into Baltimore and scored 35: Burrow 22 of 30 for 292 and four touchdowns, Tee Higgins 6 for 148 and a score, and a cover so comfortable the fourth quarter was a formality. REAL. The Bengals are 4-2 and the road-favorite profile the market spent a month underpricing is now fully priced, minus 10 against Tennessee next week, which is its own warning, covered in the ledger.

Cleveland is 5-2 and quietly built like a bully: Deshaun Watson managed 308, rookie KC Concepcion caught 8 for 129, and Quinshon Judkins returned from the boot to pound in two scores in a 27-24 road win over Tennessee. REAL enough for the record, with the caveat that Tony Pollard ran for three touchdowns on them and next week is Pittsburgh.

And the Thursday shootout delivered both ways: Caleb Williams went 22 of 33 for 308 and two scores with Luther Burden ripping a 130-yard game, while Drake Maye threw for 321 and ran for a score in defeat. Chicago won it 30-24 and is 5-2. Both quarterbacks are REAL; one defense was.

Fallers

Kansas City, for one week and maybe only one: 3 points, 165 passing yards, a receiver room down to Xavier Worthy and tape with Rashee Rice out, and Kenneth Walker held to 36 after a month of carrying the offense. The 5-1 record is real; Sunday was what the offense looks like when the run game meets a loaded box and nobody outside wins a route. The fix is on the injury page, or at the trade deadline.

San Francisco's first loss had the same shape: no Bosa, no Deebo, two Purdy picks, and a 29-20 defeat in Atlanta to a Michael Penix team that threw three touchdown passes. The 6-1 Niners have won every flavor of game, so one short-handed road loss is noise, but the injury list is starting to read like last year's.

The Jets are the week's saddest box score: Geno Smith threw three touchdowns, Braelon Allen ran for 104, rookie Omar Cooper Jr. went for 115, and they still lost 28-25 to a Miami team that was 0-5, because Malik Willis accounted for three touchdowns without a turnover and nobody slowed Ollie Gordon down. New York is 2-5, Garrett Wilson spent Sunday visibly furious on the sideline, and the division games have not even started.

Houston gets the double feature: a 10-point home favorite that lost outright AND a C.J. Stroud line, 17 of 28 for 153, that ended the add-him-everywhere window this column opened two weeks ago. And Carolina, three days after reaching 3-3, lost 43-13 at home to a Tampa Bay team whose quarterback attempted eleven passes. Baker Mayfield went 7 of 11 for 64, Bucky Irving ran 24 times for 106 and two scores, Bryce Young threw two picks, and the Bucs won by 30 while barely using the forward pass. Football is strange; the Panthers made it stranger.

Philadelphia closes the list: 2-5 after the 38-21 Monday night loss at home, with Dak Prescott throwing three touchdowns, two of them to CeeDee Lamb, and Javonte Williams running for 155. Saquon Barkley's return, 62 yards and a score on seven eased-in carries, was the night's one warm spot, and Tanner McKee's 23 of 35 for 211 was competent and nowhere near enough. The schedule offers no mercy: Washington next, and the injury page explains the backfield math.

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Roles over headlines, same as every week: Smith-Njigba's 9 targets of truth, Skattebo's 17 carries, Judkins' goal-line work, and Irving's second straight 20-carry game are signal. A 43-point day on 64 passing yards is a carnival, not a trend. Minnesota remains the league's most honest 6-0 team, 16-10 again, and the market still prices them like a mystery: they open as 3-point road dogs in Detroit, and the ledger has thoughts about unbeaten underdogs.

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